I know the olympics are cool and all, but I honestly just want to watch some football right now.
accidentalisms: FUCK IM TIRED FUCK I NEED A MASSAGE I could help you with that last one. Come home.
Something you may not have known
I made the decision recently to stop drinking liquor. Yay :] No, this isn’t a Lent-type thing. I’m for real. I have a souvenir empty bottle of Patron to remind me just how fabulously horrible I can be. So it’s beer and wine from here on out (I like them more anyway). Cheers!